Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Where Did Your B**thez Go?




      J Cole comes through with another great song off of his label's new mix-tape, "Revenge of The Dreamers". If you consider you and your friends as people who get a "more frequent" amount of women than most men, this song is the anthem for you. From the pretty unforgettable hook, to the pretty dope instrumental, this song is solid from top to bottom and I personally have been listening to it all day. One thing that sticks out about this track is the verses other than J Cole's. Don't get me wrong, J Cole's always spittin fire, but I was pleasantly surprised at the quality bars I was hearing from two guys that had not showed up on my radar prior to listening to this song. It seems that Cole has signed some pretty solid talent to his newly formed label, so I'm excited to see what will be coming out of Dreamville in the future.

Friday, February 14, 2014

5 Creative Dishes To Help Get Yo Snack Game Up!

               You might be wondering why there has been a drought of posts on this blog site. Reason is, the swagtastic crew of Bumping and Cooking have been busy in this point and time of our lives, because, well, we're "real" people and our life doesn't consist of eating half-cooked Hot Pockets while playing Call of Duty in our underwear. So while I have free time to write, I'm boutta get y'all hip on creative ways to step yo snack game up!


                So this winter season, we've been bombarded with a fusillade of snow which has caused most of us to be restricted into the confinements of our homes. It's the same story: no school, we get happy as hell, and we do nothing all day. Our day consists of tweeting about how bored we are and eating half-cooked Hot Pockets while playing Call of Duty in our underwear. Let's stop eating half-cooked Hot Pockets and get creative with our snacks, because when it's cold and we're stuck in the house......WE EAT!

1. Syrup Sandwhiches

     
If you ain't eva struggled with no food in the house as a kid, these two simple ingredients might seem quite odd to you when put together (bread and syrup!? Well this is quite preposterous). It's quite simple folks. Just Aunt Jemima and whole weat. The key thing is to put the syrup in the middle of the sandwhich and put it in the microwave for about 10-15 sec, because you gotta get that syrup warm and settled (especially for you wierdos who put their syrup in the fridge).

2. Brown Sugar Cinnamon Poptarts w/ Nutella

You might think this is pregnant lady food, but this is food for the GODS! It's Cinnamon Pop Tarts and Nutella! (Yes white girls, I did say Nutella) All you gotta do is slap some Nutella between two Pop Tarts and chow down. I'd advise drinking milk with it because Nutella doesn't always go down easy nah mean? Anywho, tell diabetes I said what's up.

3. Cereal and melted whipped cream

YOU DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS MILK! *Kanye West voice* It's time to open your mind up to new things and I'm just tryna put you on game. Lemme get y'all hip real quick. Take a bowl, whipped cream and cereal. After you have your ingredients, fill the bowl halfway up with whipped cream. Next, place that bowl in the microwave and heat it until the whipped cream becomes liquidy. After that, place cereal in the bowl and bon appetite!

4. Dirt.....or Oreos w/ chocolate pudding


I never knew why they called it "dirt" until now. It's because the Oreos and chocolate mushed together looks like dirt and the gummy worms symbolize worms...Only took me 10 years to put it all together. This is a fun snack or dessert to put together though and I figure this is how Katy Perry would taste. Hmmmmm. This would make you love Oreos even more and especially with the new addition of the "birthday cake" and "cookie dough" type. Not complicated, It's simple. Just put two-three Oreos in a bowl with a cup of chocolate pudding and mash it all together. You can put the worms on if you want, but whatever floats your boat.

5. Nutella and jelly sandwich w/ sliced bananas


I love PB&J's with a passion! I could literally go on a strictly PB&J diet. But forget peanut butter because we got Nutella on deck, along with my mans jelly, backed up by my homie b-a-n-a-n-a-s (I still need Gwen Stefani to help me spell bananas). It's freaking Nutella that tastes like chocolate, but somehow not, jelly which isn't that special but tastes great, and you have b-a-n-a-n-a-s which are healthy and has potassium which i don't know the purpose of. A key thing is to cut the bananas pretty thin. This is a must eat sandwich that I would highly recommend.